I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
Harry Potter bloopers
(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better